RNC Part 2

Yesterday, I was at work when Mark Bulliet came over to me and said "Dude you should see the protest
outside. It's getting good out there." I was like who are they protesting against. He said "well, us man!"

     So I went down to the demonstration, to get my fair share of abuse (Rolling Stones, 1969), and sure
enough there were like 1,000 people in the street (Buffalo Springfield, 1969) protesting against Fox News
Corporation. I haven't seen this big a collection of idiots since the last game I went to at Yankee
Stadium.
    According to these losers, FOX News Channel is the cause of all things bad in the world, including
(but not limited to) the war in Iraq, AIDS, drugs, poverty and Joe Millionaire. (Guilty on the last count).
    I was watching this whole chardade with Hondo, one of the Post's sports editors, who mixes social
commentary in with his football picks. He pointed to a guy carrying a sign saying "God hates Bush"
"Look at that Bill, apparently God's not voting for Bush this year." I wondered aloud to Hondo if these
people hate Fox News so much, why don't they just change the channel? Do they not have remote
controls where they live?
    One of these protesters looked right at me and screamed "How early are you gonna call the election
this year, noon?"
Right.
   I was at my grandmother's house that night in 2000 as I was every Tuesday. I guess this guy thought I
got on grandma's phone and called Rupert Murdoch myself and said "Hey Rupert, I got a great idea!
Why don't we call Florida for Bush just for fun! Who knows, maybe they wont even count the votes and
give the Presidency to Bush. At the very least, we'll have a few laughs!"
    Hell, if I had that kind of power, I'd call the whole election off and just make Auggie President of the
United States.
    Apparently this poor yutz wasn't paying attention during Farenheit 9/11, when Michael Moore showed
that ABC, NBC and CBS all called Florida for Gore before big bad FOX called it for Bush.
        I would have loved to have stayed out there and literally feel my IQ drop, but sadly I had to get
back to work. It looked like it was breaking up anyway.

Speaking of Low IQ's

    Jenna and Barbara Bush spoke at the Convention last night. Last year, St.Mary's put on a version of
Neil Simon's "The Odd Couple" using women in the roles of Felix and Oscar. If they ever want to do a
revival of Beavis and Butt-Head using women, I think we have our people.
    Just watching them giggle after every lame ass joke they told, I could only see them in front of the TV
on the couch saying "Eh, this video sucks Jenna. heh heh heh heh"
"Yeah yeah Barbara, it like, totally sucks heh heh heh heh"
    No wonder George and Laura wanted to keep these two dopes out of the spotlight. Once again
proving that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
    And in a somewhat unrelated matter, why the hell did they boo Alexandra and Vanessa Kerry the other
night at the MTV awards. To borrow an Ace Ludwig line "Whose cornflakes did they piss in?" Is it
because Ben Affleck compared them to Noridic milkmen's out of wedlock children?  I realize they're not
all that, but booing? Maybe they were booing John Kerry. Maybe Jeb Bush won't have to fix that election
down there after all.
Oh right, Florida in 2000, that was my fault.
    I didn't see much of Arnold Scwartzenegger's speech or Lauran Bush's speech. Tuesday to me is the
weak link of the Convention. Dick Cheney speaks tonight. That should be fun.
    As of right now, I'm off from work, but I may go into the city later on to see if I can get into some
trouble. A couple of our reporters were caught in those nets the cops set up. One of them managed to
get away but another got cuffed. Neither of them had to go to central booking though.

And its only gonna get worse.
From Woodside
Wild Bill