2003 Nerds of the Herd

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Subject: 2003 Nerds of the Herd

                                       Toni Smith    2003 Nerd of the Herd

1) Toni Smith
2) Scott Peterson
3) Gray Davis
4) Armando Benitez
5) Michael Jackson
6) Saddam Hussein
7) Sean Penn
8) The Kings Port Inn
9) Carey Sherman
10) Richard Smith/Michael Gansas

1) Toni Smith- Spoiled B-tch Manhattanville College point guard who turned her back on the American
flag before her basketball games. The real shame of this story is that someone just as qualified and
talented as this good for nothing loser is probably trying to earn their money for college by fighting in
Iraq or Afghanistan, while this two-bit ho is disparaging the same country that's given her the oppurtunity
to go to school.
    Two years after 9/11, when this country was as united as ever, it's now more divided than ever. And its
people like Toni Smith that is making it this way. She makes me ill.

2) Scott Peterson- Allegedly killed his pregnant wife Laci last Christmas Eve. My only question is, people
get killed every day, why is the story of a 30 year old fertilizer salesman front page news in every
newspaper in the country?

3) Gray Davis-  Former governor of California. Had dug California so deep in a hole, that an obscure
voting rule from the 1800's was used to remove his sorry ass from office. Dishonorable mention to the
people of California who 1) had elected him in the first place and the 2) decided that Arnold
Schwatzengeeger of all people was a better option.

4) Armando Benitez- Former Met relief pitcher who cost the Mets 1) The 2000 World Series 2) a chance to
compete for the 2001 NL East title 3) any chance of ever beating the Yankees or Braves. When he finally
couldn't save any games, he couldn't understand why the fans hated him so much. Ineffective and
stupid. Now pitching for the Marlins, guess they're not interested in repeating as World Champs.

5) Michael Jackson- While he denies that he molested anyone, he admits that he allows kids to sleep in
his bed, with him in it! Also dangled his baby son from a balcony in Berlin. Another ass who doesn't
deserve all the attention he gets, hopefully he ends up in the slammer this time.
 6) and 7) Saddam Hussein/Sean Penn- In 1991, with over 30 countries attacking him for his invasion of
Kuwait, Saddam Hussein managed to stay in power, while a year later, George Bush 41 was out of
office.
   Now in 2003, with countries such as France Germany and Russia being totally sympathetic to him, with
thousands of protesters taking to the streets to support him, and with only Britain, Australia and Spain
helping us out, Saddam Hussein was toppled. What George Sr. couldn't do, George W did.
    And despite the fact that he had his men shoot at American planes, sent money to the families of
terrorists, and was responsible for the mass killing of his own innocent people, Sean Penn paid Saddam
a visit right before the war started to tell him that not all Americans think he's such a bad guy.  
There are way to many Hollywood weenies to mention but you know who they are.

8)  The Kings Port Inn- Karl and Trish had what was probably one of the most awesome weddings ever. I
know that I never had as many laughs as I did at this wedding. The drive up? Long but enjoyable, the
drive back, tiring but with a sense of accomplishment. The food in Maine? Excellent. It was the perfect
wedding.
    Except for the people who ran the hotel. They gave Karl and Trish such a hard time about rooms that
had been reserved months in advance. Supposedly they turned off the Jets-Redskins game on Thursday
night and they threw us out of the bar on Friday night. They sent someone out to yell at us when we were
in the parking lot waiting for JR and Timmy. Basically when they weren't treating us like crap, they treated
us like kids.
    My hotel room was beautiful, one of the nicest I've ever been in. It's a shame such a beautiful hotel
had to be run by such lousy people.

9)  Carey Sherman- President of the RIAA, who authorized lawsuits against people who downloaded
songs from the Internet, including a 12 year old girl. This guy and his organization are a bunch of bullies
protecting the interest of millionaires. Including suspected child molester Michael Jackson.

10) Richard Smith/Michael Gansas- Pilot and Captain of the Staten Island Ferry that crashed into the pier
at St. George Terminal killing 10 and seriously wounding many more. Accidents happen, but the refusal
of these two losers to explain themselves is the real crime.
                                              DISHONORABLE MENTION

Ben Affleck/Jennifer Lopez- The couple that just won't go away. I'm so sick of J. Lo, that I don't even
find her all that attractive anymore. And I've never really liked Affleck, though I hear he's not nearly the
jerk I thought he was. I don't care if they get married or not, just leave us alone please.
Paris Hilton: Another diva who just refuses to leave us alone. Quite possibly the stupidest person in
America, made a sex tape with her then boyfriend which was broadcast on the Internet. Stars in a reality
show with fellow bimbo Nicole Ritche that has been a ratings bonanza for Fox. Meaning 13 more weeks
of Paris slutting it up.

FirstEnergy Energy Co. responsible for August 14 Blackout. That we are in the 21st Century and without
electricity in the middle of August for 16 hours is a disgrace. There are a million theories going around as
to who is responsible. Someone in the govt. should think about updating our power grid, so that it works
better than the one in Iraq.

Roy Williams- Told poor Bonnie Bernstein on national tv that he "Didn't give a shit about North Carolina"
after his Kansas team lost the NCAA Mens basketball title to Syracuse, then took the NC job two weeks
later. Talented coach and recruiter will turn NC around, but I wouldn't send my kid to play for an asshole
like that.
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