El Paso in a nutshell

http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=915



Here's how Kinky Friedman summed up ElPaso.

We don't have no love-ins in El Paso
We don't go to porno picture shows
We don't swap our wives with our neighbors
And we keep our kids away from Mexico.

And I'm proud to be an a--hole from El Paso
A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.
You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos Ta-ta-ta-tacos
And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour.

We don't wipe our a--es on Old Glory,
God and Lone Star beer are things we trust.
We keep our women virgins till they're married
So hosin' sheep is good enough for us.

And I'm proud to be an a--hole from El Paso
A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.
You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos Ta-ta-ta-tacos
And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour.

I'm proud to be an a--hole from El Paso
A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.
You walk down that street knee-deep in tacos Ta-ta-ta-tacos
And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour